Welcome to The Best Of Everything!
New today: Who controls the universe? Besides me, I mean? Andy Richter -- who also shows us why Sweetie's Second Banana Theory is correct in The Best Show Andy Richter Starred in That Also Had "Andy" in The Title.
Showdown September is here all month.
Previously posted showdowns:
Who's The Best Man To Claim a World Record In Donkey Kong? I'll tell you, and I'll also reveal who coined the phrase "Americans would rather believe something than know something."
The Best Song That Talks About Whether The Singer Of The Song Feels Like Dancing Or Not
TheBest of Two Freaky Cults Trying to Sell You Something
The Best Celebrity Who Remains Unspeakably Cool No Matter What He Does.