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The Best Modest Mouse Song That Correctly Applies A Scientific Principle.
The Best Wahlberg Brother (As Judged Solely on The Basis of Their Least-Cool Credit On IMDB
The Best Talkin’ Blues
The Best Cartoon Which is Good at Making Funny Barbershop Quartet Songs And Which Features a Fat Dad as a Character
The Best Sneetch
The Best Song From the One/Two Hit Wonder “The Kings” First Single
The Best Show Andy Richter Starred In That Also Had “Andy” In The Title
The Best Man To Claim a World Record Score on Donkey Kong
The Best Song That Talks About Whether The Singer Of The Song Feels Like Dancing Or Not
TheBest of Two Freaky Cults Trying to Sell You Something or
The Best Celebrity Who Remains Unspeakably Cool No Matter What He Does.