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Monday, September 15, 2008

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Welcome to The Best of Everything!

New today: Are some people better than others? Yes. Find out how you can end up on that answer when you begin on the beaches, in The Best Sneetch.



That's sort of a follow-up from the weekly post telling why America ought to be ashamed; this week it was because of celebrity cars.



You say you want prior showdowns? I've got 'em:


The Best Song From the One/Two Hit Wonder “The Kings” First Single

The Best Show Andy Richter Starred In That Also Had “Andy” In The Title

The Best Man To Claim a World Record Score on Donkey Kong

The Best Song That Talks About Whether The Singer Of The Song Feels Like Dancing Or Not

TheBest of Two Freaky Cults Trying to Sell You Something

The Best Celebrity Who Remains Unspeakably Cool No Matter What He Does.
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