It's another video from The Sproutwells-- I love these things. They really... GROW ... on me. Ha! Ha!
We've had a lot of fun here today, kids, but you know what's not funny? Making fun of soccer moms. Soccer moms play a vital role in our society; soccer leagues now account for 98% of the gross domestic product, and soccer moms keep those leagues humming.
Sweetie was going to be a soccer mom, but we nixed that idea after the time she took the Babies! to the park and then accidentally locked Mr Bunches in the car while she and Mr F were outside... while they weren't hurt at all, it did require me to heroically drive there with my spare set of keys, only to find that she'd already gotten him free with the help of a friendly police officer.
So the point of my story is... you should definitely go to freshfunds today and sign up; all you have to do is sign up on their site, then keep buying the healthy foods that you're already buying, for which you'll get points -- like, say, buy some of the right kind of banana, and you'll get points -- and you can then use those points to bid on cool stuff through the FreshFunds auction. You get points for buying things like Chiquita Fruit and Veggie Bites, Fresh Express Gourmet Café Salads, and Fresh Express Packaged Salads-- which are all healthy things that will keep you soccer players, and soccer moms, running at peak efficiency.
Like how I brought that home? I rule.
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