What's the difference between a goth and a vampire? Elefino!
Well, excuse me for trying to lighten the mood. I'm not sure, if you're a goth, why you'd look to me for entertainment anyway, when you could be looking to theGoth Chat Room, where you can sign up free, create an avatar for free, and then chat with other people who share your tastes and interests without having to put up with lame-o's like me messing with your head.
So go check it out now, and begin spending time with people who share your tastes -- or I'll joke on you again:
How do you know if a goth's been in the refrigerator? Because 7 8 9!
I warned you. Now go check out the Goth Chat Room!