The stars went out and so did the moon.

NEW TODAY: The Best Job To Dream of Having When You Get A Little Tired of Having Your Own Job... yeah, it's one of those days.

Also: The battle rages on -- find out whether Paris Hilton's attempts to stay The Best Gossiple will work (and weigh in on the poll to your left!)

Welcome to The Best Of Everything -- Our Opinions Are Righter Than Yours! -- where I (and you, the reader) can nominate something you love as The Best, in any category you can make up.

Look to your left ... no, your other left... for a listing of the broad topics The Bests fall into, as well as an alphabetical listing of everything ever talked about here on TBOE.

Or, read the most recent Best (The Best Job... etc etc) by clicking here.

Want to submit your own Best? You can by commenting or emailing me at "thetroublewithroy[at]yahoo.com". Like maybe you think your song is The Best Romantic Song, like Bradley did?

The Obligatory Chick Reference: I never had a teacher I was hot for -- but I do like the drums in that song.