Meet a couple of ladies.

Or don't, because these are two women you definitely DON'T want to know.

You would not want, for example, to meet Temporary Anne. She's the woman who over a century ago learned how to avoid Hell -- by eating people just before the demons got her. Only now Hell caught up with her and the devil is putting her to work in Temporary Anne: Famished, a horror story underway now on AfterDark: The Scariest Things You Can't Imagine. AfterDark has other horror stories, too, but Temporary Anne: Famished is the newest one.

You might not be so bad off if you ran into Rachel; after all, she doesn't eat people. She's just trying to figure out who she is, and why her left hand is evil, and why Reverend Tommy wants her dead. She doesn't know these things because she woke up one day and realized that she didn't know anything, so she followed the advice of her octopus and headed south, where she got her girlfriend Brigitte pregnant...

... If you think you're confused, imagine how she feels; sort it all out by reading Lesbian Zombies Are Taking Over The World!