Man, I cannot get this right. Luckily for me, no matter what Andrew says about Star Wars, it's correct, and so however much I screw up the question, Andrew rescues me.
I paraphrased yesterday's question from my source material, and ended up blowing it. I was looking for Cellblock 1138, as Andrew guessed first, but either way, he got the answer right. The 1138 refers to George Lucas' film THX 1138,
Which I never saw but that preview makes me want to see it. And which, although I didn't plan this, build's on The Suddenly Affable Bulldog's post yesterday about how the powers-that-be want to keep people from having sex and to do that build subliminal messages into kids' cartoons by having only the bad guys ever get to second base before marriage. The logical result of that is a world in which the government keeps you happy via programming and drugs and nobody ever gets to have sex unless they first escape the city and live through a dwarf attack (which is exactly how Obamacare is going to work once it's fully phased in. No wonder people are fighting it so ferociously!)
Having dispensed with the images of government-controlled, dwarf-free sexual activity, let's get on to today's question, worth 16 points:
Which form of lightsaber combat did Obi Wan specialize in?
A. Mixed martial arts (a/k/a Hobo Crotch Kicking)
B. Form III
C. Form I
D. Form II
E. All of them. He's freakin' Obi Wan, man.
F. The sexiest kind.
Don't forget: The current Biweekly Blogfest Challenge is a Star Wars-themed haiku. Get 'em in by April 8.
Commenter number 4 gets the 10 extra points -- if they're not commenter 3. Here's a little something for Rusty:
I think the fact that one of those Wookies has boobs explains a lot about Rusty.