Thursday, May 10, 2012

30 things "The Scream" is screaming, 4 (Is This Art?)

The Scream sold for $119,900,000 recently to a guy who had $119,900,000 that he couldn't think of anything better to do with than buy a painting.

The record for the loudest scream, by a crowd, indoors, is held by crowd of people attending a "FAMA" concert in Hong Kong in 2009. It was 131.6 dBA.

Sounds cause pain at 125 dBA.

People buying art selfishly cause pain at about $1,000 and are good proof of why I'm right about this.

Here's the 4th thing The Scream is screaming:
I just realized there's NO MORE
PLACES TO PUT CHEESE ON PIZZA!


Previously, on The Scream:

Caption 3


Caption 2

Caption 1
 

3 comments:

Andrew Leon said...

There's always room for more cheese!

Rusty Webb said...

Yeah, no one is putting cheese UNDERNEATH the pizza yet. That's like half the surface volume totally untapped.

Stephen Hayes said...

Rusty already used my comment. Of course there's always pizza-flavored cheese.