While you're at it, rotate the air in my tires, will you?

If you're one of those guys or gals who knows about cars and knows how to fix cars and feels confident that you can change the oil or ... I don't know, rotate the defibrillator or whatever it is cars need, then you have all the knowledge you could use... except where to get high quality low-cost car parts.

Well, I know where to do that -- so that makes us equal, doesn't it? It doesn't? How about this? I'll tell you where to get good car parts for a good price and you then order those car parts and whenever I need it, come and recalibrate the noodleizer on my Saturn Vue, free.

Deal! All you have to do is go to CarPartsWarehouse.com -- the online site that offers the best products and proves by providing you online reviews that back up their claims. They have parts for all makes and models; cars, trucks, foreign, domestic; and, they offer online and telephone support.

Spend more than fifty bucks and they'll ship it free; and they have 12 warehouses nationwide, so your order is shipped fast from the warehouse nearest to you.

Go look at the huge variety of parts they've got waiting for you; you can even do a search for the exact part you want, so you don't spend more time than you need to.

Funny; I've been searching for a noodlelizer over there, but I can't seem to find one. Oh, well -- that's your problem now; I held up my end of the deal and told you about the excellent parts at excellent prices at CarPartsWarehouse.com. Now you do your part and get recalibratin' my noodlelizer.