Take a sad song and make it better

Welcome to The Best of Everything, where Our Opinions Are Righter Than Yours.

The Newest Best: Christmas is a Katamari? It's true, and it's why Thanksgiving eventually won't be celebrated anymore. But there's more reasons why that'll happen, as I point out in The Best Holiday That Eventually We Won't Really Celebrate At All.

Featured Best: Torchwood, books, the lottery... how do these all relate to Jeopardy!, which is The Best Game Show? Read it and find out.

And the Obligatory Chick Reference: Guys, I know you only read things if you think there's some females involved, so read up on Dava Sobel... and her book Longitude.