Unfortunately until they're 18 or so they're buying you gifts with your own money while at the same time draining your wallet dry. Then they'll probably throw you in some crooked nursing home they saw on 60 Minutes.
On the OTHER hand, if you have kids around, you always have an excuse to eat terribly.
OH MAN, I just realized I stole that joke from Jim Gaffigan. You'd think I'd just go delete it and come up with something original, rather than continuing this lengthy explanation, but, then, you don't know me very well, do you?
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Unfortunately until they're 18 or so they're buying you gifts with your own money while at the same time draining your wallet dry. Then they'll probably throw you in some crooked nursing home they saw on 60 Minutes.
On the OTHER hand, if you have kids around, you always have an excuse to eat terribly.
OH MAN, I just realized I stole that joke from Jim Gaffigan. You'd think I'd just go delete it and come up with something original, rather than continuing this lengthy explanation, but, then, you don't know me very well, do you?
I'm still trying to get my oldest son to stop relying on other people's jokes.
My daughter has already let us know that she has no intentions of taking care of anyone in their old age.
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