(What: you thought the remains of Death Star, Jr., would vaporize?)
The first is simple, to the point, and crude:
But what if you want to use Star Wars References not as a way to put people down, but to show how devoted you really are, by comparing yourself to evil or perhaps by comparing your beloved, now-ex, to the innards of an animal that smelled better when it was alive? You might write this:
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a restraining order.
As for whether the more-famous breakup letter is real, or not, I'll let you make up your own mind. The letter:
was posted by "Nipplesquirrelham" (Really?) on Imgur, but Nipplesquirrelham (seriously?) doesn't claim he/she wrote it; rather, Nipplesquirrelham (doesn't have a job, I'm 100% sure) says it's the best breakup letter he/she has seen.
Nip... ok, I can't... this person also has as a goal to get 100,000 retweets by using that name, and otherwise appears to be in it for the notoriety.
Not a single news story I read actually found the woman, or the man, or asked Ni... forget it... where he/she got the note.
So I did. I left him (?) a comment on the site, asking him to tell me where he got the letter. We'll see what happens.
(NOTE: HE WILL NOT CONTACT ME BECAUSE THE LETTER IS A FAKE.)