I like my hot women with a side of uncomfortable questions. (Eye Candy)
All I Really Need To Know I Learned From People Talking About Kim Kardashian's Divorce.
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The Best Celebrity Baby:
The Best Celebrity Hairstyle:
The Best Celebrity I Don't Want to Get Sick of So Will He Please Just Stop Doing Things That Will Make Me Get Sick of Him?
The Best Celebrity I Think I Could Hang Out With:
The Best Celebrity Who Remains Unspeakably Cool No Matter What He Does:
The Best Comedian Who's So Lame He's Cool:
The Best Elvis
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And Paris Hilton AGAIN!
The Best Happy Celebrity:
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The Best-Looking Science Fiction Alien Chick:
The Best Simpson Sister:
The Best Stand-Up Comedian
The Best Wahlberg Brother (As Judged Solely on The Basis of Their Least-Cool Credit on IMDB)
The Next Best Way To Become Famous (And The Best Celebrities To Try This On)