Monday, June 14, 2010

The 30 Best Things About Summer, 13


Or any kind of open-toed shoe, really. For most of the year, toes are along for the ride the way Mafia snitches get taken to the river. But in June, July, and August, toes get a front-row seat to all the action.

Also: There really are sandals in that picture, if you look closely. I had to put that picture here because I couldn't find a picture that went with "toes."

Also-er: DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THE WORD "TOES." Who puts images like that on the Internet? You people are freaks.

Other Best Things About Summer:

8. Helium balloons.

9. Jell-O

10. Shorts.

11. Hammocks.

12. Longer days.

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