Longer days.
Am I the only person who suspects that Daylight Savings Time is a hoax? They say it's daylight savings time, but I never get any of it back. I bet it's all stored in some warehouse in Colorado. Right next to the strategic helium reserves.
I, for one, want to be alive on the day when the government cracks open those strategic helium reserves. I want to see what it is that finally requires using that vital national resource. A national "squeaky voice" day? A counterattack of 100 red balloons? What will it be?
Other Best Things About Summer:
1. Ice cream.
2. Wearing a slightly damp bathing suit...
3. The smell of grilling in the air.
4. The streets always seem to be lined with American flags.
5. Watermelon.
6. Sudden Thunderstorms.
7. Roller coasters.
8. Helium balloons.
9. Jell-O
10. Shorts.
11. Hammocks.
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