Wednesday, June 09, 2010

The 30 Best Things About Summer, 10


All year long, forearms (or, as doctors call them, "arm-calves,") get to breathe and enjoy the scenery -- either because of short-sleeved shirts or rolled-up long-sleeve shirts.

But what about the calves (or, as doctors call them, "leg-calves")? They're cooped up inside pants from September through May -- and only get a bit of freedom once summer rolls around and people wear shorts.

Until "rolling up one's pants at work" catches on as a thing -- I'm working on it -- shorts are the parole agent of the lower leg.

Other Best Things About Summer:

8. Helium balloons.

9. Jell-O

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