Sunday, July 11, 2010

The 30 Best Things About Summer, 20:

20. Shirts that aren't, quite.

Tank tops, halter tops, stuff like that: wear these any time but summer and you're freezing to death.

But, note: wear them to your kid's 5th grade "President's Pageant" and your going to get a frowning-at and a lecture by the principal -- even if it's really hot.

Also, note, 2: I am not in any way advocating men wearing a mesh shirt.
That's far too lame and stupid to support.

For men, I mean:

Other Best Things About Summer:

8. Helium balloons.

9. Jell-O

10. Shorts.

11. Hammocks.

12. Longer days.

13. Sandals.

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