
20. Shirts that aren't, quite.
Tank tops, halter tops, stuff like that: wear these any time but summer and you're freezing to death.
But, note: wear them to your kid's 5th grade "President's Pageant" and your going to get a frowning-at and a lecture by the principal -- even if it's really hot.
Also, note, 2: I am not in any way advocating men wearing a mesh shirt.

For men, I mean:

Other Best Things About Summer:
1. Ice cream.
2. Wearing a slightly damp bathing suit...

4. The streets always seem to be lined with American flags.
5. Watermelon.
6. Sudden Thunderstorms.
7. Roller coasters.
8. Helium balloons.
9. Jell-O
10. Shorts.
11. Hammocks.
12. Longer days.
13. Sandals.
16. Beach volleyball.
17. Entering an air-conditioned building after being out in the humidity for a while.
18. Fireworks.
19. Carnival Midways (after dark).
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