Thursday, March 06, 2014

Don't mess with Texas... and the cheap car insurance you Texans can now get easily.

Everything's bigger in Texas! Steaks are the size of hubcaps, cooked on grills the size of Chevrolets, served by waitresses who are 10 feet tall... this sounds like kind of a cool movie, doesn't it? Even insurance premiums are bigger in Texas. Why, once I saw an insurance premium SO BIG it blotted out the sun and people thought there was an eclipse!

Of course, that's NOT a good thing. Who wants to pay more for car insurance than they have to? Not me, not you, not those 10-foot-tall waitresses. Life is hard enough for them, don't you think? Do you have any idea how hard it is to find nice shoes when you're ten foot tall? No, neither do I.

But no matter how tall you are, you can easily find cheap car insurance in Texas, just by clicking that link and providing a few basic pieces of information.  The service has been helping Texans find cheaper insurance since 2001, which is a really long time, since even the YEARS are bigger in Texas.

Car insurance is a must.  Even if your state doesn't require it (although many do) you're foolish not to have it, but like many things you HAVE to do, you'd rather pay as little as possible for it, and by clicking that link you'll get free quotes for the cheapest car insurance around.

Because did I mention FREE? I can't believe I didn't bring it up 'til now.  And when things are free in Texas, they (you guessed it) are more free than anywhere else. No, I don't know how that works, just roll with it, will you?

So click that link, get your free quote, get your car insurance for less, and then you'll have more money to tip that waitress, which is important because never tick off a 10-foot tall waitress with sore feet.

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