Saturday, March 22, 2014

A Work In Progress (Infinite Monkeys)

A Work In Progress:

Madonna and Lady Gaga are standing in line.
Madonna says, slut.
Lady Gaga says, takes one to know one.
Madonna says, famewhore.
Lady Gaga says, I’m rubber, you’re glue.
Madonna says, I’ll have a meatball sub.
The cashier says, That will be $8.62, for here or to go.
Madonna and Lady Gaga kiss passionately.
The universe, not knowing what else to do, creates Miley Cyrus.

Other couples, creations, and sandwiches I am considering substituting in to the final draft before publication: Dorothy Parker and Che Guevara, PB&J, a hoagie unless that is a generic term for a sandwich instead of a specific sandwich, Joe Montana and Jerry Rice, your Momma, Hannah Montana, Lucy Lawless and a sentient toaster whose bagel setting doesn’t work, Buzz & Woody.


Andrew Leon said...

Didn't Madonna already try that with Spears?

Liz A. said...

You can't have both Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus. The universe will implode or we'll have a Superman situation, or...

Joy Pagel said...
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Briane P said...


I hadn't worked through the implications. You might have saved EVERYONE.

And Miley tried it with Katy Perry! And Britney tried it with someone else. (Apparently, I am like a Wikipedia for starlets who kissed each other.)

Michael Offutt, Phantom Reader said... this actually true? O.o I always wondered where Miley came from. Now explain Katie Perry.

Joy Pagel said...

"Explain Katy Perry" is my graduate thesis.