... I might actually see that. Smurfs Wide Shut.
The Smurfs movie opens this week, and despite sharing Lisa Pepin's distaste for that movie, I can't help but wonder, as I sit here this morning, how many actual Smurfs I can remember off the top of my head. Here is
The Best (?) Actual Smurfs I Can Name Without Cheating...
7. I want to say there was a dumb one...
And I'm done.
Note 1: Yes, it really did take me to five to get to Smurfette.
Note 2: Gargamel wasn't a Smurf. But was he the only human in that universe? And how did I miss him on my post about wizards?
Note 3: There was a Clumsy Smurf. And a Reporter Smurf, which seems to go against the grain for how Smurfs were named.
Note 4: There was a robot smurf. Seriously. And in some sort of sick inside joke, he's called "Clockwork Smurf." Because what goes better with smurfs than a little of the old ultraviolence?
But I'm not making that up. Here's the whole episode:
Note 5: I got all my background information on Smurfs from this site, which exists.