What did Lando Calrissian smell like?
But thankfully, I will not go to my grave without knowing the answer to that burning issue, because this exists:
No, that's not the world's worst Star Wars Action Figure (TM); it's a bottle of Eau Lando Cologne, which you can buy for the low, low price of $29.99.
It is, that site says, an exclusive, and a limited edition.
Eau Lando smells like (again, according to that site)
Mandarin warmed with incense and lotus flower, exotic woods, dark violet and sensuous musk
Which is not what I
thought it would smell like.
That's not the only Star Wars-based cologne out there. There's also this:
But that's not as appealing, without more specificity. Which Jedi would it smell like? That one with the blue head and tentacles? Mace Windu? Yoda?
I hope not Yoda, because I bet Yoda had old man smell. You know the smell: a mixture of Ben Gay and prejudice.