You're probably looking for the article "The Best Number," but that article has been pulled and will appear in my upcoming book Do Pizza Samples Really Exist? (featuring all-new material, too). Watch this blog for news of the book, and in the meantime,Click here to see all the other topics I’ve ever discussed!
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