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Work In Progress:
Madonna
and Lady Gaga are standing in line.
Madonna
says, slut.
Lady
Gaga says, takes one to know one.
Madonna
says, famewhore.
Lady
Gaga says, I’m rubber, you’re glue.
Madonna
says, I’ll have a meatball sub.
The
cashier says, That will be $8.62, for
here or to go.
Madonna
and Lady Gaga kiss passionately.
The
universe, not knowing what else to do, creates Miley Cyrus.
…Other couples, creations, and sandwiches I
am considering substituting in to the final draft before publication:
Dorothy Parker and Che Guevara, PB&J, a hoagie unless that is a generic
term for a sandwich instead of a specific sandwich, Joe Montana and Jerry Rice,
your Momma, Hannah Montana, Lucy Lawless and a sentient toaster whose bagel
setting doesn’t work, Buzz & Woody.
6 comments:
Didn't Madonna already try that with Spears?
You can't have both Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus. The universe will implode or we'll have a Superman situation, or...
Liz:
I hadn't worked through the implications. You might have saved EVERYONE.
Andrew:
And Miley tried it with Katy Perry! And Britney tried it with someone else. (Apparently, I am like a Wikipedia for starlets who kissed each other.)
Wait...is this actually true? O.o I always wondered where Miley came from. Now explain Katie Perry.
"Explain Katy Perry" is my graduate thesis.
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