A
Work In Progress:
Madonna
and Lady Gaga are standing in line.
Madonna
says, slut.
Lady
Gaga says, takes one to know one.
Madonna
says, famewhore.
Lady
Gaga says, I’m rubber, you’re glue.
Madonna
says, I’ll have a meatball sub.
The
cashier says, That will be $8.62, for
here or to go.
Madonna
and Lady Gaga kiss passionately.
The
universe, not knowing what else to do, creates Miley Cyrus.
…Other couples, creations, and sandwiches I
am considering substituting in to the final draft before publication:
Dorothy Parker and Che Guevara, PB&J, a hoagie unless that is a generic
term for a sandwich instead of a specific sandwich, Joe Montana and Jerry Rice,
your Momma, Hannah Montana, Lucy Lawless and a sentient toaster whose bagel
setting doesn’t work, Buzz & Woody.
