About The Author:
Jim
had, quite literally, done nothing in
his life other than finish his novel, a simple (if starkly boring) existence
that led to this author bio on the inside of the back cover of the book that
would go on to be a best seller:
About
the author:
Jim wrote this novel.
Jim,
seeing this in black and white for the first time when his advanced copies
arrived, felt as though it was wrong
and the wrongness leapt at him from the dustcover, stared at him in black and
white, again, quite literally.
About
the author:
Jim wrote this novel.
The truth, it is said, hurts, but this (unlike other things in
this story) is not literal.
