Wednesday, September 11, 2013

They don't promise you a free iPhone. Yet. I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

Now that you've blown all your money on a new iPhone that is... um, plastic?..is that really something the world was asking for? A cheap, disposable version of an overrated tech gadget that exists, these days, only because Apple's lawyers are adept at using vague patent language to help take money away from Samsung's marketing department?

Anyway, now that you've blown all your money on getting that -- in red! (TM!) -- what are you going to do for the rest of the stuff you need? How will you get groceries? Clothes? Books? OTHER THINGS?  You've got no dollars, man.

May I suggest that you check out the 2013 free samples available from All Free Samples? They've got the best free stuff online. and tons of offers, at that.

Right now, on their front page, for example, are offers for free Snapple, coffee creamer, Airborne (TM!) lozenges, and that's just for starters.

All Free Samples is this huge guide to how to get free stuff.  Did you know Amazon would let you trade in old stuff for gift cards? I didn't -- until I read their site and saw it there.  So knowing that, you can unload some of the old books or gadgets you've got, get some gift cards, and get new stuff (stuff that's not made of plastic! (TM!))

They've even got a listing of free apps for iPhone, so you don't have to worry about paying for something to do with your new Walkie-Talkie toy.

Check the site out today!

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