The 30 Best Things About Summer, 8

Helium balloons.

I was thinking about this today, and I realized I've never seen anyone hand out helium balloons, inside or outside, when it's cold outside.

And now that you think about it, you realized I'm totally right.

Also, I had this thought today, maybe the most brilliant thing I'll ever think: Once it's completed, shouldn't a "building" be called a "built?"

[This post has been brought to you by the nonprofit group "People Who Want To Restore The Good Image Balloons Had Before Nena Totally Used Them As An Symbol For The End Of The World."]

Other Best Things About Summer:

1. Ice cream.

2. Wearing a slightly damp bathing suit...

3. The smell of grilling in the air.

4. The streets always seem to be lined with American flags.

5. Watermelon.

6. Sudden Thunderstorms.

7. Roller coasters.