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September is an entire month of categories in which there are only TWO possible nominees! Categories like
The Best Modest Mouse Song That Correctly Applies A Scientific Principle.
The Best Wahlberg Brother (As Judged Solely on The Basis of Their Least-Cool Credit On IMDB
The Best Talkin’ Blues
The Best Cartoon Which is Good at Making Funny Barbershop Quartet Songs And Which Features a Fat Dad as a Character
The Best Sneetch
The Best Song From the One/Two Hit Wonder “The Kings” First Single
The Best Show Andy Richter Starred In That Also Had “Andy” In The Title
The Best Man To Claim a World Record Score on Donkey Kong
The Best Song That Talks About Whether The Singer Of The Song Feels Like Dancing Or Not
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